Wednesday, April 09, 2008

TODAY IN THE PRICE OF FAME:
As I may have mentioned before I write for the elite website ehow.com (how to do just about anything!). There is NOTHING I like better then helping people, and I so I find the jobe very rewarding. With out me you would not know
how to get your eye brows threaded
OR
how to get to cafe Pamplona in Harvard Sq.
Coming up soon: how to trim you public hair! (I am not kidding.)

Because of my amazing articles I have received a fair amount of fan mail. And here it is:

Hello. My name is Tassy i saw your profile today at forms.ehow.com and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. Here is my email address (Tassyyormie@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Tassy. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life ( Tassyyormie@yahoo.com)

Remeber I will Tassy. Remeber I will.

As a side note- today my office smelled like weed.

2 comments:

Shatraw said...

you think this is fun, wait until the comments you get on the pubic hair article.

560889223 said...

Your "Tassy" is a robot that automatically send THAT E-MAIL to every e-mail address it grabbed at any website.
When she said, "I saw you at xxx", just replace that xxx with the website where "she" found your email address.
Dull.
I just received a similar email and search the email address "she" left. The first result comes with your blog.
Be careful about these bad guys.