Friday, April 11, 2008

TODAY IN PANTS:













I have a history of not getting things right away. For example, it took about 30 listens to "Needle and the Damage Done" by Neil Young to finally understand he was talking about heroin addicts and not a strange allegory about a sewing kit. (Yes, the song contains the line "every addict's like a setting sun", and I still didn't get it.)


But so far in my 26 years of life, nothing has beaten the realization today that I have been wearing a pair of pants backwards for upwards for two months.

Pants, mind you.

Pants.

I really can't say that enough. I was WEARING a PAIR of PANTS....BACKWARDS..

...and I honestly couldn't understad why they had made the front so high and left so little ass room in the back. I blamed those bitchy designers who only want to dress skinny white girls with no booty.

I blamed the pants.

7 comments:

Gary said...

so are they on correctly in the pictures or still backwards?

Phaea C. said...

I'll never tell.

gary said...

Seriously? Man, doesn't that violate some type of blogger code of ethics?

slanch said...

you are the classiest

Shatraw said...

i've said it once and i'll says it again:

kriss kross will make you wanna JUMP JUMP

Becca said...

when the hell did you take these pictures? i was sitting next to you all day!

Abbi said...

You took them Becca. (Spin around in large, leather chair to reveal my identity) QUICK, she knows! Get the syringe with the Nyquil again. (Guards rush in) Time to go to sleep, Love...