Thursday, April 03, 2008

TODAY IN CONCERNS:

They always say that when a person changes their routine it's the sign of a melt down or a trip to crazy town. I am not exactly saying that my best friend has changed her routine but she did just express her desire to own this:


I am seriously concerned. As I glance over at her right now, she appears to be acting normal:


...but sometimes even the most tame looking people can snap. Thats why we are taught to look for these warning signs- evidence that something strange or possibly violent is about to happen.

UPDATE: Things are getting more and more tense as my best friend has added another item to her wish list:


Frighteningly, this one appears to have a stabbing implement attached to it. What is the purpose of these items? Is she directly threatening me now, or just offering more clues into her quietly crumbling sanity?

UPDATE: The last straw. Here is the latest item she wishes to own:


My instincts say that the next time she may return with a small hand gun of not a semi-automatic weapon of some kind. Or perhaps her mind will confusing lead her to believe that my container of yogurt is some kind of grenade. Either way...death or a loss of a very good yogurt that I bought at the farmers market.

Pray for me!!

1 comment:

Becca said...

I AM GOING TO STAB YOU WITH MY PINS THAT I AM CURRENTLY WEARING!!!!!!!!!!!