Friday, October 05, 2007


Bush says US 'does not torture'.
Moments later adds “Oh wait that’s not the darn word…I meant to say “nurture” the US does not NURTURE terrorists. Yah, we torture them all over the place.”

Hungary hosts Rubik's Cube championship.

And the country slips deeper into obscurity.

Oprah announces next book club pick: “Love in the Time of Cholera.”
Hmmm a book that was published in 1985 gets recommended two months before New Line Cinema puts the movie out? What a startling coincidence!

Blanchett plays Dylan and wonders will fans get it?
America confused. America no understand lady who play man. America only like Travolta to do that.

1 comment:

Abbi said...

Hungary. Hahahahahaha. I like headlines about make-believe places.