TODAY IN SWEET VALLEY TRAGEDY

As seen on Perez Hilton. You remember them THEN:

And now 10 years have gone by and look at them NOW!

Jessica and Elizabeth have LOST THEIR FACES AND NOW HAVE TO COVER THE MANGLED HORROR THAT THEY USED TO CALL EYES WITH THEIR HAIR WIGS!!!

Frankly, I am pretty impressed that Francine Pascal took such a dark turn with the Sweet Valley reboot.