TODAY IN ROBOTS:

The Guess Who song "American Woman" was stuck in my head today. When you replace the word "woman" with "robot" the song still makes sense, but it's much, much scarier:


American Robot Stay away from me
American Robot Mama let me be
Don’t come Hanging around my door
I don’t want to see your face No more
I got more important Things to do
Then spend my time Growing old with you
American Robot Get away from me
American Robot Mama let me be
Don’t come Knocking around my door
I don’t want to see your shadow No more
Colored Lights Can hypnotize
Go and sparkle Someone else’s eyes
Now Robot I said get away
American Robot Listen what I say
American Robot I said get away
American Robot Listen what I say
Don’t come Hanging around my door
Idon’t want to see your face No more
I don’t need your war machines
I don’t need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now Robot, get away from me
American Robot, mama let me be
Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
Now go go go
gonna leave you, Robot
gonna leave you, Robot
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
You’re no good for me
I’m no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go, Robot
I’m gonna leave, Robot
Goodbye, American Robot


And then the robot shoots the singer with a laser gun. See what I mean? It's basically Britney Spear's video for "Till the World Ends".