TODAY IN SONGS ABOUT DICTATORS:
(that I wrote. Someone should write the music for me)

EVIL DICTATORS ARE UGLY
by Phaea Crede

They’re homely and dowdy
And frightful and grave
Appearing disfigured
And outright depraved
Some toady
Some loathsome
Some grisly
Some cursed
Of all the world’s uglies
Dictators are the worst

Benito Mussolini
Was fat and greasy
With a jaw line to be feared
Fidel Castro
Was an ugly old soul
Don’t look under his beard

Marshall Joseph Tito
Our nauseas’ complete-o
Look at your beady little eyes
And Ho Chi Mihn
You’re tight stretched skin
Makes all the children cry.

Pinchot
Fug? You bet!
The head of the ugly class
Slobodan
Not a sexy man
But cute for a monkey’s ass

Ferdinand Marcos
He’s just plain gross
And looks like a pedophile.
And Stalin’s sneer
Could ruin your year
But it’s much worse when he smiles.

Ayatollah
Like a Troll-a
Just like Mao Zadung
Saddam Hussein
We’d call him plain
By more accurate is hung.

The son of Shrek and Satan?
Oh no it’s Idi Amin
Misshapen Lunatic
Pol Pot Pol Pot
Looks like you got
Slapped by the ugly dick

Franco’s Ranko
Oaddafi’s Crappy
And Sabato would appall
But it’s no surprise
You can’t disguise….
That Hitler was the ugliest of all.
Yes….Hitler was the ugliest of aaaaaaaaaaaaaallll!