TODAY IN POLICE ACTION!!!!!:

My friend Jeremy and I just witnessed a police cruiser on 8th Ave. flip on its silent lights and cruise through a red light to make a turn onto 35th St. On closer inspection both the driver and his partner were hold containers of Yolato frozen yogurt.

We identified one of the toppings as Raspberry.

THERE IS NO EMERGENCY IF YOU ARE EATING YOLATO!!!! THERE IS NOT CRIME EMERGENCY WITH YOLATO!!!!

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YOLATO!!!!!!