TODAY IN WTF!!!!!!:
I NEVER don't want to see a movie at 8pm. And there is NEVER a movie playing at 8pm!!
It's too specific to not be on purpose.
Stupid movie universe conspiracy!!
UPDATE Via IM:
phaeatown: why don't movies play when I want them to?? WHY!???
gnatshow: because you are not a christian
gnatshow: explains a lot right?
Yes I am having a slow day! Why do you ask?