TODAY IN DOUCHE-BAGGERY (MINE):
I am not the most-hippest person when it comes to music, often getting into bands who are just on their way out or are meant for children and not 26 year olds. This week I hit a new low by suddenly getting into Neil Young.
I know, I know, he's classic, he's epic, he's timeless. But you try to fight the urge to say to your friends "Hey, have you heard of this great song "Alabama"?", because you know they will give you the rolly-eye routine and a swift kick to the mons. For being such a d-bag.
But seriously, how good is freakin' "The Needle And The Damage Done"?! Why didn't anyone tell me??
Neil Young, take a look at my life! I'm a lot like a douche-bag.