TODAY IN NEW EXPERIENCES:
This afternoon I took a shot of whiskey out of my coworkers flask to help me get through a difficult moment at work. I believe this marks "the end", not sure of what. Sobriety, certainly.
Also- professionalism, unless it's the kind of professionalism that hard drinking-constantly yelling newspaper editors from the 1950's seem to have had. In that case, I am right on track.
Great Caesar's ghost.