TODAY IN THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ:

from life & style weekly

"Fight over Suri: Who’s the daddy?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are no strangers to ugly rumors, but now they’re facing perhaps the most hurtful one of all. A new book, Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography, by Andrew Morton, claims, according to reports, that a fanatical sect of Scientology believes the couple’s daughter, Suri, was conceived with the frozen sperm of L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of the Church of Scientology. Both the Church of Scientology and Cruise’s rep says the book is full of lies.

Read more Andrew Morton’s shocking new book in the new issue of Life & Style—on newsstands now!"

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