Monday, October 15, 2007

TODAY IN HEADLINES 10.15.07:



Lynch promotes meditation on Israel trip.

Of course, to David Lynch, meditation involves an angry cowboy fighting a flying cow with a violet wash over a really random full frontal sex scene.

Nicky Hilton's Chick line girly, playful.
As opposed to her sister’s line which is trashy, vomitful.

Led Zeppelin is going digital next month.

I always said ipod lazer shows were the wave of the future.

Rice: Now is time for Palestinian state.

“…state of CONFUSION!” she adds “…Ohh!!! Burn!” High fives AP reporter.

1 comment:

Chris Serico said...

Now I must find a way to incorporate the word "vomitful" into my vocabulary.