TODAY IN FOUR JOKES OF THE DAY:
Radiohead offers CD for any price over the Internet.
…and Heidi Montag’s upcoming CD will cost $15.
Asteroid named 7307 Takei for ‘Star Trek’ actor.
It was a birthday present from www.buyastar.net courtesy of one W. Shatner. When Takei received the official document in the mail he was heard to remark: “what the hell kind of crap ass gift is this?”
Isiah Thomas accuser gets $11.6M in sex harassment case, to be paid by Madison Square Gardens.
Isiah free to continue harassment, consequence free.
Anna Nicole Smith book prompts $60M suit.
The suit was filed by the American public after being forced to think about Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead “doing it”.