TODAY IN HORROR MOVIE TITLES

...for every day life.

THE UNSHAVEN LEG!!

NO MILK? NO CASH!!

NO HOT WATER BY 930AM!!

CAT BREATH: A MORNING STORY!!

THIN AND UNHAPPY OR FAT AND TAKING CELEXA!!

SHE NEVER WON A 'WORDS WITH FRIENDS' GAME!!

DOG HAIR - INSIDE OF THE COUCH!!

THEY WERE LOCKED IN THEIR BEDROOM WHILE TRYING TO INSTALL A DOORKNOB ON THEIR OWN!!

THE SLIGHTLY NOISY NEIGHBORS AT 10PM!!

THE GIRL WHO DID ANYTHING SHE COULD TO AVOID WRITING!!

REALLY? MORE SVU?! 

A BAG OF POPCORN...FOR LUNCH!!