TODAY IN HIGH FIVES

picture: not my hands.

Nothing makes one more confident then executing a high five well. Consequently, nothing can send you spinning down a hole of self regret faster then a high five that fails. 

Yesterday my associate and I tried to accomplish a high five and botched it so spectacularly that I am still reeking of shame.  Here is our patented method:

1) both reel back for the high five.

2) miss hitting hands completely

3) party one- accidentally grab your partner's wrist

4) party two- hit your elbow loudly on the table below you

5) stare at each other with shock and awe

Is YOUR ego too big today? Try this moronic high five out for your self!