TODAY IN SECRET WISHES
I really wish that some where, some how, there is a underground gambling ring where people lay down bets on who is going to win reality contest shows.
I want it to be feminine but seedy and for most of the bookies to look like they were rejected from Real Housewives of New Jersey. I hope that people make bets using credit cards and that if you can't pay your debt I hope they break your nails/and or your weave. I want the gambling events to look at first like a bunch of pals watching RuPaul's Drag Race with popcorn, but by the end women are screaming and cursing, and men are cyring and begging for another line of credit.
That is what I wish.