TODAY IN FUCK THIS ALREADY:
I registers on The Knot for the "wedding" that I am going be having and they created a "to do" list for me.
Yep. 368 items to do. I assume they include:
- Pre-lacing my bath towels
- Sanitizing my lips for church kissing
- Setting up a series of tests for my girlfriends to determine who deserves to be a bridesmaid the most
- Chasing unicorns to grind their horns into a special wedding powder
Jokes on them. I don't have any girlfriends!