TODAY IN THE RED SOX SWEPT THE WORLD SERIES:
The Red Sox swept the world series. It was awesome. Because the Red Sox are awesome. And all Red Sox fans are awesome. And Mike Lowell is awesome. And Dustin Pedroia is awesome. And Jonathan Papelbon is awesome. And you know what else is awesome:
Starfaced mole says: "See you all in April, you fucks!!"
("wow", she said to her self, "that was a great blog post.")