Thursday, October 18, 2007


Judge yanks Britney's visitation rights.
“Oh that’s fine.” Replied Britney. Then they told her it was visitation rights with her dog and she screamed and cried and threw herself under a train. The end!

Mutts and Moms, the nonprofit dog-rescue organization that originally gave DeGeneres her dog, has been receiving death threats.

…Ellen’s fan base sure has a lot of free time on their hands….

Deborah Kerr and Joey Bishop both die.
And so the last embers of class and comedy finally go out of Hollywood.

Swearing at work boosts team spirit, morale.

Because it gets you fired! Hurrah!


Jon said...

Now the Rat Pack are can have a reunion show in heaven. Isn't this exciting?

cohencide said...

I think you meant,
Because it gets you fired! Fuck Yeah!