TODAY IN AMAZING THINGS ON THE WEB:

And no, I don't mean Vanessa Hudges pubes.

While researching a piece I was writing tonight I discovered a few amazing things. One: there is a website that lists female gypsy names

Two: the definition for "sexual congress":

sexual congress

noun
the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur

and, yah....I lied.... Vanessa Hudges pubes