TODAY IN AMAZING OFFENSIVE SIGNS At Dunkin' Donuts/Baskin Robbins behind the cooler where you get water bottles:
NO PETS PLEASE
But We Do Allow Imaginary Friends
service animals assisting customers are always welcome
Ohhh! Burn! You thought you're frickin' seeing eye dog was your friend, you thought that because "dog is man's best friend" that your working dog is also that friendly with you, but NO! That friendship is all in you imagination! I mean, sure your service animal pretends to be your friend when he's working, but the minute he's off the clock he hits the dog park with his buddies, its all "man, screw my master!" and then they eat poop. the end.