TODAY IN REAL ENTERTAINMENT:

Oscars too long? I spotted this fine fellow on the C train this weekend and he filled me with hatred as well as enjoyment. Only New York can give you that feeling.

TODAY IN NEXT WEEK:

TODAY IN SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE:



That, L & Gs, is a line for the elevator. A 15 minute line I might add. Blame the economy.

TODAY IN THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM IS AWESOME:



(Mummy boy surrounded by horns!)


(The masks of Japan!)



(!!!!!!)



(That vase has human jaw bones on it!)



(Wowie!)



I lost the picture of the bag made out of hair!!!!

What a great day!

TODAY IN PHOTOS OF ME:

I just went on an audition and had to take one of those instant pictures where I always look like a stoned potato eater. Here is my reenactment of it.



And here are two better pictures I just took with photo booth.





The point of this post is that I auditioned with a male model who was very nice and made me look like a cow. But that's ok. I am going to eat some ribs.