TODAY IN EPIC HISTORY LESSONS:

COCKROACH VS. PANGEA














COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. MONSTERS OF THE PAST













COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. HOMO ERECTUS














COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. GIFTED ANCIENT CULTURES












COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE












COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. EXOTIC PIGEON COUSINS












COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. LESSER KNOWN HEROES OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION












COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. RUSSIAN TZARS (CZARS):












COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. OUR PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES












COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT













COCKROACH



COCKROACH VS. POTENTIAL APOCALYPTIC FUTURE:












COCKROACH (projected outcome)



COCKROACH VS. WORLD OF ZOMBIES:













COCKROACH (projected outcome)



COCKROACH VS. CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE













Unless......


COCKROACH VS. CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE













COCKROACH (definite outcome)

TODAY IN GUN LAWS:

Thanks to the fact that toy stores are no longer allowed to sell realistic looking guns to children you will see a lot more broke sketch comedians buying bright green water guns, pulling out duct tape and presenting you scenes featuring this prop:



Suspend your disbelief America!!

TODAY IN YEARBOOKING:

Today I discovered Yearbook Yourself, a site that allows you to see what you might have looked like as an awkward teen with bad hair not matter what year you may have graduated from high school.

Besides being informative and terrifying, it has the added joy of not quite fitting with the picture you upload. I adjusted some of them, but just left the truly hideous ones.

Enjoy:

2000


1998


1996


1994


1992


1980


1974


1972


1970


1968


1966


1964



1962


1958


1956


1954


1952


and the crowing glory of...

1950



Ironically, these are all better then my actual year book picture. And I am not even joking.